Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Idi Amin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, so she writes him a check. Finally Ronald Reagan gets his turn and calls USA and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00 dollars. When Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth hears this, they both go ballistic and asks the devil why Ronald Reagan got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call". $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ One motorist ...